Site Repossession

At 900 Hours on 4/1/09, former owner of this blog "Jacob" was taken into federal custody on charges of conspiracy. A scan of the user's email from our Alias systems revealed and ongoing conversation between the suspect and known enemies of the nation. Our JOHN unit (Juggernaut Optimized for High-profile Nullification) was dispatched at 835 Hours after Alias reported the messages. These messages have been intercepted. Specifics on the name of the reciever nor the nature of the messages will not be revealed for national security purposes, but rest assured that the nation is safe. Alias has already begun a nationwide sweep of email, internet files, and other information to assure that the problem has been taken care of. How can we do this, you may ask. Simple. We are not from the government. We are of a society that moniters the internet to insure that the future of world society is a bright and red one. We feel it is time to go public. All will be revealed with patience and understanding. Your safety will continue to be our top priority. This blog will now be under our possession and used for monitoring purposes.

Workers of the world, unite!